was studying for exam one day,
xiao mei was laying beside me, with her blanket cover,
and i cross over her, not knowing where is her hand, i step on her thumb!

xiao mei : ouch! BLOODY HELL! YOU STEP ON MY FINGER!
Me: i aso dunno ur hand is there!
Da Jie: see see! which finger did she step on?
Xiao mei: THUMB!
Da Jie: Nvm lar, thumb is naturally bigger than the rest of the finger!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

not bad ah! like my dajie trying to emphasise that even the her thumb is swollen, it won't be that obvious!